Not Another Bad Boy

By: Devyn Morgan

Chapter 1





I love dicks and assholes. Those cocky bad boys that just grab you by the collar in the middle of a party, fuck you in the host's bedroom, and then walk away without ever leaving a phone number really do a number on me.

Yeah, it's not the best way to go through relationships, but damn, when it's on, it's hot as fuck. Even the breakups make me horny. Somewhere in the back of my head, I imagine the make up sex while we're yelling at each other in the bars, hallways, or taxis.

Tom is so not a bad boy.

He wears cardigans and coordinated slacks. He walks his two little wiener dogs every night after dinner before settling in for a nightly glass of wine while watching the news to see what the weather will be tomorrow.

I think I love the dude, but I really miss being tossed around roughly by the bad boys sometimes.

"Come on, Parker. We have to leave now or they'll be sold out."

Muffins. That's our crisis of the morning, potentially sold-out muffins at the downtown farmer's market. Every Saturday when the weather allows, we trek down to the farmer's market instead of sleeping in or fucking in bed or just watching paint dry, and wait in line hoping to get cranberry high-fiber muffins. Not even full-sized muffins. Just the tops.

That's me in a nutshell these days.

I need a full-sized muffin, maybe something with chocolate chips that knows how to give me the roughage. Man, I'm losing my mind.

"Coming, Tom." I hang my head, grab the keys to the Prius, and trudge out the front door.

Tom hands me my windbreaker while trying to get me to hurry along. He knows I don't do windbreakers. It goes in the back seat. Hopefully, he'll forget it is there instead of making us clean out the car when we get back home.





Chapter 2





I really do love farmer's markets. I might miss the heat of the moment with the bad boys that I've dated in the past, but I have big enough dreams of being a yuppie that I can appreciate the array of colors and scents of a good farmer's market, and this one by our apartment in San Jose is a good one.

Tom threads his fingers through mine. He actually hums while we walk down the middle of the street. He occasionally pauses his song long enough to kiss my hand.

When he stops to literally smell the flowers at one of the street vendors, I half expect a bluebird to land on his shoulder and tweet along with him.

His idea of passion is underwhelming me today.

I let my eyes wander while Tom discusses planting cycles and fertilizer with the middle-aged woman wearing the skin-tight, white spaghetti strap top and full length, wildflower pattern skirt. I'll hear all the details later when we get home anyway.

There's less foot traffic than usual now that school is back in session. All of the college hippie wannabes are busy in classes or loafing around campus instead of looking for bong paraphernalia.

In a small alley between two buildings, a couple is making out in the shadows. The larger man has the smaller pressed against the building. The smaller man has his head tipped up to kiss the larger man's neck. The larger man nudges his knee between the other's legs, giving him something to grind against. Just when the smaller man hits a good groove, the aggressor removes his leg, grabs his boyfriend's hand and shoves it down his own pants.

The smaller man doesn't show any frustration about losing the leg to rub against. Instead he starts rubbing his man's dick with a frenzy that I recognize from my own romps in the alley.

My dick recognizes the heat of the moment and wants some heat for itself.

Tom kisses my hand again.

"Hey, what are you watching over there?"

My embarrassment at getting caught peeping causes color to rise to my face. As much as I wish we were the ones making out in the alley, I want Tom to figure it out on his own rather than me being forced to beg for him to take charge.

"A couple guys...."

"Isn't that Mauricio and Frankie?"

I squint to try to get a better view. Tom is right, though, I'm sure. He always notices things before I do. Just another reminder for me to get in for an eye exam.

"Let's go scare them," Tom says with a playful glee in his voice that gives me goosebumps.

Tom jogs while crouching. I follow at a more casual pace. Tom always fucks with Mauricio and Frankie when he catches them in public displays of affection. Other than holding hands and maybe kissing my knuckles, Tom thinks affection should happen in private.

Mauricio and Frankie are lost so deeply in their own little world that they don't notice us approaching until Tom taps Mauricio on the shoulder. Mauricio spins, his elbow smashing into Tom's temple. Tom stumbles.

A high pitched scream escapes my mouth.

"Shit. Lo siento, Tom."

Mauricio has a sexy accent. Words roll off his chest and nibble playfully on your ears.

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